Color Black
Size S
Regular price $1,776.00 Sale price $1,776.00
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Description

"YOU CAN'T AFFORD THIS"

Your thoughts and opinions hold no value in what we say and do with what we want. If that made you a little bit mad, then you don't deserve to buy this tee. In fact, you should pay us more money for nothing in return and say thank you. Only the true people of this world can confidently wear this to any gathering. But we also know you can't afford this tee.

.: 100% ring-spun cotton
.: Heavy fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit | True to size
.: Soft-Washed

 

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.63 23.63

 

Yep. We ship worldwide because we are very big and important and are already an internationally recognized brand. But for real, we'll get it to you.

We literally destroy stuff, and make it our mission to only sell items that we can get behind. Also, nothing is made in China...so.... that's a piece of information for you to take however you'd like.

Every garment is made to order and we keep a high reputation on customer service. Don't be shy if you have a question.

It's SUPER annoying buying a tee and then it gets all funky after one wash. Not our tees. We searched high and low for the best garments, and our sizing is exactly what you expect it to be.

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